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:: Monday, July 21, 2003 ::

Barely There update...now there's a commercial with Betsy Ross...and actually, it's kinda funny. "I didn't get invited to those...I was home, upholstering a chair..."

Well, maybe the evening's beer changed my perspective, but I still think the Susan B. Anthony commercial is stupid. But, I've been traumatized by Susans...a cumulative thing over the years...
:: primergray 11:12 PM [+] ::
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Gotta love a headline like this. If you're like me, the first question in your mind is "but how?"


:: primergray 8:48 PM [+] ::
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Ok, just saw a commercial on tv...thin blonde in underwear...monologue something like "hey, I'm like Susan B. Anthony, and it's your right to have panties and bras that don't ride up or chafe". Then, something about complaining about no longer being on the Silver Dollar...although they stopped being called that when they downsized 'em to the "just smaller than a quarter" size back in '79. Man, I wish I could find a link or had the patience to tape and transcribe that commercial...I tell ya, it's more than enough to deeply annoy even this white male, liberal redneck, that's for sure.

Ok, so Barely There has decided to dumb down this leader in the women's suffrage movement, the abolitionist movement, and other progressive campaigns.

Sheesh, sometimes the ad folks just don't understand the difference between irony and soulless pandering.

So, apparently she's upset about the gold-colored Sacagawea dollar coins, but not too much, her panties are far to comfortable for that...and after all, if she was there, she'd be Barely There...

I've said it a hundred times at least, but here's another.... Some day, and with the grace of some god with a sense of humor...heads will roll.


:: primergray 7:55 PM [+] ::
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Whew, long couple of weeks there with some sort of allergy, turned into sinus ick, turned into bronchitis, turned into coughing so hard I nearly cracked a rib...turned into a trip to Doc in the Box for something from the penicillin family to kill the green thing inside me, and some painkillers. Felt better instantly, and now that the Tylenol 3 generic haze has begun to fade, I'm finally starting to feel like myself. So, on with the show....
:: primergray 7:17 PM [+] ::
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